Funny stuff

My kids say the darndest things.
Kaylyn playing Barbies: "Barbie and Ken just got married and Barbie is about to have twins. She's at the hospital."
Me:"Where's Ken?"
Kay:"Barbie sent him to the store to get stuff for the babies."
Me:"He's going to miss them being born."
Kay:"It's ok. She'll just take a picture and text it to him."
:-)

At dinner Brady was getting trouble for being naughty with his food (ie-making a mess on purpose) and was given a VERY angry look by mom.
Kay: "Awkward!"
Me:"Kay, do you even know what awkward means?"
Kay:" Yes it means uncomfortable. Like an uncomfortable situation."
Me: Silence